💘📸 Valentine’s Day Reminder: If You’re Looking for a Date… This Ain’t the Place 📸💘
We’re trying to identify the individual in this surveillance photo from a recent incident in town.
Looks like they might’ve been out searching for a Valentine’s date… just unfortunately in all the wrong places and on the wrong camera.
Spoiler alert: security cameras are not on the dating apps.
If you recognize them, or his friends we know he had with him, let us know.
If you are them, save yourself the awkward Valentine’s weekend and go ahead and get in touch.
✔️ Tips can remain anonymous
✔️ Sharing helps more than you think
✔️ Nothing ruins date night faster than us already knowing your outfit
Help us put a name with the face and keep Timmonsville safe this Valentine’s season.
🚔💘 Warrant-Level Valentine’s Warning from Timmonsville PD 💘🚓
Roses are red,
Snow days were white,
You got snowed in together
And thought, “Hey… this might be right.”
One storm turned to feelings,
A new boo came through,
Now you’re sharing the couch
Like couples suddenly do.
But before dinner reservations,
And plans getting steady,
Ask yourself one thing:
“Is my record clear already?”
Because nothing says “awkward,”
And this part isn’t fun,
Like seeing your name posted
Under Warrant Wednesday: Part One.
Handcuffs aren’t bracelets,
A cell isn’t a suite,
And explaining your absence
Is hard to repeat.
📋 Warrant Wednesday is coming. A list will be posted.
🏈 SUPER BOWL SUNDAY REMINDER 🏈
We know tonight’s game will have big hits, loud cheering, and maybe a few questionable calls… but don’t make the worst call of the night by drinking and driving.
If you plan to celebrate:
• Pick a designated driver
• Call a ride
• Stay where you are
Because the only thing getting tackled tonight should be on the field — not your driver’s license.
We’d much rather see your team lose than have to see you in handcuffs.
Also, Cowboys fans… don’t worry about a late night celebrating a Super Bowl win. Y’all have had a few decades to practice getting to bed early.
Be smart. Be safe. And remember… Monday morning comes faster than a two-minute drill. 🚓
🚨 WARRANTS WEDNESDAY IS BACK 🚨
After a brief break (even warrants need a vacation), Warrants Wednesday has officially returned—and yes, the warrants are refreshed, renewed, and still very much valid.
The individuals listed have active warrants issued through the appropriate court. If you have credible information about the whereabouts of anyone shown, we’d appreciate the assist. Consider it helping us finish some very overdue paperwork.
📞 Timmonsville Police Department:
(843) 346-7942
💡 Prefer to stay anonymous?
You can also submit tips through Pee Dee Crime Stoppers—because sometimes the best help comes with zero small talk.
👮♀️ Important Disclaimer (the serious part):
All individuals pictured are presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. This post is for informational and public safety purposes only. Please do not attempt to locate, confront, or detain anyone yourself. This is not a DIY project.
Thanks for helping us keep Timmonsville safe, accountable, and just a little more organized than our junk drawers.
#WarrantsWednesday
#TimmonsvillePD
#PublicSafety
🚨 Road Conditions Update 🚨
Yes, the roads are thawing. No, that does not mean they’re safe. Near-record low temperatures are expected tonight and into the early morning, which means anything that melts today plans to refreeze and choose violence overnight.
We strongly encourage residents to travel only if absolutely necessary. That “it looks fine” stretch of road has a habit of turning into an ice rink when you least expect it.
If you must be out:
• Slow way down
• Leave plenty of following distance
• Drive like every shiny spot is plotting against you
Your safety is our priority. Stay home if you can, stay alert if you can’t, and let the roads finish their dramatic phase before we all try again. ❄️
🚨❄️ Timmonsville, we need to talk ❄️🚨
Yes, the snow is pretty. It’s magical, it’s peaceful… but let’s be real—it’s also turning the roads into a slippery mess that’ll have you sliding down Main Street like a bad figure skating routine. Spoiler alert: you won’t land that triple axel.
So do us all a favor: stay home, build a snowman, and enjoy the winter wonderland from your window. The roads are bad, and our tow trucks are already warming up for those who learn this lesson the hard way!
We’re here if you need us—but please don’t make us come get you because of “just one quick trip to the store.” Stay safe and stay cozy, Timmonsville! 🚔❄️
🚨❄️ Attention, Timmonsville! ❄️🚨
The winter storm is in full swing, and let’s just say Main Street currently has the traction of a greased-up slip ‘n slide. Unless you’re driving a Zamboni, it’s best to stay put!
Stay home, sip some cocoa, and keep cozy. And hey, if that new boo you met online decides to brave the ice to come visit—just know they might be stuck with you for a few days. So maybe ask yourself if y’all are really that compatible first.
We’re still here if you need us! But please… don’t make us come rescue someone from your driveway because they couldn’t resist “one quick trip.” Stay safe out there, Timmonsville! 🚔❄️
❄️ UPDATE: Okay… okay… it’s here. The snow heard us talking and decided to show up.
Roads are slick in spots, visibility may be limited, and the Timmonsville Police Department is officially in winter mode. Please slow it down, give yourself extra time, and remember—four-wheel drive does not mean four-wheel stop. 🚓
Stay safe, stay warm, and yes… we admit it. The forecast was right this time.